Wednesday, July 25, 2007
lol found some jokes on the net
I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them
You're pretty... pretty UGLY!
Your mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Our parents taught us how to walk and talk and now all they want us to do is sit down and shut up!
Roses r red violets r blu, monkeys lyk u shud b kept in a zoo, dont b angry I'll b there 2, outside the cage, I'll b laughin @ u!
I always wanted to be a fisherman, but I failed. I couldn't live on my net income.
Life is Hard... That's why people invented the pillow
How do you cut a sea in half? but using a sea-saw!
Some people say your pretty, some people say your ugly but I think ur pretty ugly
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